1x1 - Pilot

A New York Department of Integration social worker helps supernatural creatures adapt to city life.

1x2 - An American Werewolf in America

Mark cares for an undocumented werewolf, and Leonard envies his famous magician brother, Christ Angel.

1x3 - Demon Baby

Callie goes baby-crazy when Mark fosters a demon orphan, and Twayne notices odd changes in his body.

1x4 - Blob Gets a Job

Mark accidentally outs Randall as a zombie, and Leonard tries to identify a strange new creature.

1x5 - Treegasm

Mark helps an old tree get its groove back, and Randall loses his favorite non-vital organ.

1x6 - So, You Want to be a Vampire

Mark walks a young couple through the trials of vampire love, and "Larry King disease" ravages New York City.

1x7 - Kong of Queens

An obsessive-compulsive giant ape needs a job, and Callie struggles with her sudden attraction to Twayne.

1x8 - Better Off Undead

Randall joins a zombie cult, and Mark performs psychiatric evaluations on his coworkers.

1x9 - Kill, Mark, Kill!

Mark helps Leonard with his magic wand issues, and Twayne Boneraper meets his two-dimensional soulmate.

1x10 - Sympathy for the Devil

Councilman Fitzpatrick sells his soul to Twayne, and Callie considers a cushy job in Hell.

1x11 - Hell for the Holidays

Mark and Randall spend Halloween with Callie's family, and Leonard tries to find people to live in a haunted house.

1x12 - Trolling for Terror

Randall shambles his way onto an all-creature reality show, and a troll wrestles with riddle addiction.

1x13 - Soulsucker

Mark and Randall teach a sexed up robot self-control, and Callie mixes up Mark in a demonic ritual.

1x14 - The Man Birds

Manbird season hits New York City, and Mark finds himself the guardian of a fledgling separated from its flock.

2x1 - Wet Hot Demonic Summer

Twayne and Callie build a summer camp to cover up their raid on a wizard training ground.

2x2 - Callie and Her Sister

Callie must care for her younger, hotter demon sister, who happens to be engaged to Twayne.

2x3 - Ride Me to Hell

When his favorite TV series ends with a dumb twist, Grimes has a complete mental breakdown.

2x4 - G. I. Twayne

After being drafted into Satan's dark army, Twayne and Mark must do their patriotic duty and end the world.

2x5 - The Ring of Powers

Mark accidentally reactivates Leonard's magical arranged marriage.

2x6 - Attack of Mark's Clone

Callie makes an evil Mark clone to compete in the DOI bowling league tournament.

2x7 - Wail Street

Randall tries to make a quick buck on the Soul Exchange by selling off Mark's immortal soul.

2x8 - Little Ship of Horrors

Randall is infected by horrifying plants at sea when Twayne throws a cruise ship party.

2x9 - Lilly and the Beast

Mark hooks up with an old girlfriend to test his open relationship.

2x10 - Mummy Dearest

Grimes' judgmental mother rises from the dead, and a neglected Randall reconsiders his living situation.

2x11 - Journey to the Center of Twayne

A Lilliputian arsonist escapes Mark's custody and finds an unlikely hiding place in Twayne's nose.

2x12 - Any Given Workday

Randall's new arm lands him on the DOI's intramural football team, and Callie pimps out Leonard.

2x13 - The Roast of Twayne the Boneraper

Twayne quits after getting roasted at his DOI 10-year anniversary party, leaving Mark in charge.

2x14 - Mark Loves Dick

Callie is promptly promoted after turning into a man, causing strife in her relationship with Mark.

2x15 - The Stalking Dead

Lady Hoo-Ha, America's most adored pop star, goes zombie, and her many devoted fans follow suit.

2x16 - The Dork Knight

A rabid Bat Boy takes a bite out of Mark, transforming him into New York City's latest superhero.

2x17 - Fools for Love

Callie's psychotic, prankster ex-boyfriend escapes from an asylum and wreaks havoc on Mark's life.