1x1 - Bitch
Key & Peele airs Wednesdays on Comedy Central. Jordan Peele and Keegan-Michael Key attempt to say a forbidden word in regards to their women, Lil Wayne adjusts to life behind bars, and President Obama expresses how he really feels - with the help of his anger translator.
1x2 - Black Hawk Up
President Obama rap battles, and a traffic reporter has some trouble flying.
1x3 - Das Negros
Jordan and Keegan are masters of disguise in Nazi Germany, and two slaves are accused of bigotry.
1x4 - The Branding
Luther, President Obama's anger translator, reminds everyone who killed Osama bin Laden.
1x5 - Dueling Magical Negroes
Commitment looms for Jordan and Keegan after gay marriage is finally legalized.
1x6 - Flicker
Jordan and Keegan engage in an epic flicker match, and a flash mob goes terribly wrong.
1x7 - Soul Food
Jordan and Keegan debate who is blacker, and Bobby McFerrin duels Michael Winslow.
1x8 - Landlord
President Obama doesn't get special treatment, and a young Forest Whitaker terrifies his babysitter.
2x1 - Obama College Years
A young Barack Obama discovers how inspirational a party can be, and two hitmen get sidetracked.
2x2 - Dubstep
Two friends encounter a racist dog in the park, the flamboyant players of the East/West Collegiate Bowl introduce themselves and a dubstep track derails moving day.
2x3 - Puppy Dog Ice-T
A rescue dog displays a troubling attitude, and Luther provides presidential debate zingers.
2x4 - I'm Retired
A biracial boy has penis concerns, and an inner-city substitute teacher takes roll call.
2x5 - Bone Thugs-n-Homeless
Why are there no more rap groups? Keegan and Jordan have an answer.
2x6 - Michael Jackson Halloween
Noah really gets into his Halloween costume, and white zombies attack.
2x7 - Victory
Luther informs Mitt Romney who won the election, and a non-stop party refuses to stop.
2x8 - Manly Tears
A tough guy cries in front of his crew, and substitute teacher Mr. Nostrand does not play.
2x9 - Gangsta Standoff
Two gang rivals get inside each other's heads, and a police officer hones his act.
2x10 - Dueling Hats
One man's bikini-clad woman is another man's mystery, and two friends step up their hat game.
3x1 - Les Mis
A woman confronts her husband on his web surfing habits, a rapper grapples with his hyperactive hype man, and the villain of an epic musical can't get a word in.
3x2 - East/West Bowl Rap
Two women prepare to fight outside a club, and the Valets wonder why people mess with the Batmans.
3x3 - Slap-Ass
Two slaves try to find a way out of fighting to the death, and a member of a Latin gang proves his toughness.
3x4 - Boarding Group One
A passenger finds out that he's far from the first to board, and some breakdancers keep it nooice.
3x5 - Obama Shutdown
The Obamas get intimate, the founding fathers talk gun control, and Metta World Peace makes a wish.
3x6 - Cunnilingus Class
Homies learn how to pleasure a lady, and MVP Ozamataz Buckshank rocks a post-game interview.
3x7 - Sexy Vampires
A hotel guest is blown away by the Continental breakfast, and a psycho's victims stay positive.
3x8 - High on Potenuse
A guy learns how to buy drugs in public, and an executive tests a speech for political correctness.
3x9 - Tackle & Grapple
Meegan gets Andre in trouble, and sensei Doug Duggart teaches self-defense for the ladies.
3x10 - Black Ice
Local news anchors warn viewers about the dangers of "black ice," Lando Calrissian deals with an admirer, and Metta World Peace gives tips to homemakers.
3x11 - The Power of Wings
A pawn shop customer asks after some suspicious items, Wendell makes a vanity video, and Karim and Jahar go to the gym.
3x12 - East/West Bowl 2
The players in the 2013 East/West Bowl introduce themselves, a suspect landlord searches a tenant's apartment, and Metta World Peace explores his physical limitations.
3x13 - Pussy on the Chainwax
Some friends argue over whether a new slang phrase is a "thing," a man learns the truth about his father's Hollywood past, and the valets come to Anne Hathaway's defense.
4x1 - Alien Imposters
The survivors of an alien invasion find out whom they can trust, a family comes to terms with a relative's gay wedding, a couple of racists express some surprising views, a drill sergeant sings an unconventional marching song, and a pop sensation answers questions from her fans.
4x2 - Parole Officer Puppet
A parole officer uses a puppet to connect with convicts, a man in a neck brace attempts to party down, a Nazi officer tells the story of the time he saw Hitler, and Levi goes steampunk.
4x3 - Georgina and Esther and Satan
Two old women battle with Satan, things go awry when a man goes mattress shopping, and dance club patrons are forced to face the truth about themselves.
4x4 - Slap-Ass: In Recovery
A mobster seeking vengeance on someone who wronged him, a baseball player fighting an addiction to unwanted bodily contact, and Family Matters' Steve Urkel driving a man insane.
4x5 - Quarterback Concussion
A concussed football player cheering his team on, a man accusing his wife of being unfaithful, and a restaurateur scaring away his customers.
4x6 - Scariest Movie Ever
Sketches include a vampire revealing himself, the thwarting of a serial killer, and a child getting his wish.
4x7 - Sex Detective
A detective puts himself in the mind of a perpetrator, a retro action hero infiltrates a villain's compound, and President Obama addresses the critics within his party.
4x8 - Terrible Henchman
A henchman keeps interrupting his boss's torture session, a speaker at a school assembly discusses his colorful life, and a man tries to prove he's all grown up.
4x9 - Aerobics Meltdown
Sketches include Stan Lee pitching new superheroes, a man losing his street cred, and a man creating a mnemonic device to remember a parking spot.
4x10 - Sex Addict Wendell
Wendell attends a support group for sex addicts, a teacher has trouble calming down a class clown, and two jazz musicians have a scat battle.
4x11 - Terrorist Meeting
A group of terrorists decries the TSA, Carlito tries to prove he's the loco-est member of his gang, and Meegan has trouble finding her seat at a movie theater.
5x1 - Y'all Ready For This?
Season 5 premiere sketches include a football team getting psyched up before a game; President Obama and Luther meeting Hillary Clinton; two men discussing potential threats on a flight; a band of pirates singing a chantey. Also: a trigger-happy cop.
5x2 - Airplane Showdown
An airline passenger has a standoff with a flight attendant, Shaboots and T-Ray deliver a lecture on women's periods, and a prayer group receives a visit from God.
5x3 - A Cappella Club
Two black students compete for a cappella supremacy, Andre and Meegan go on their first date, and would-be terrorists get caught up in the food truck business.
5x4 - Severed Head Showcase
A gospel group must practice without its coach, a group of warriors celebrate a beheading, a prisoner tries to trick his guard, a young man is confronted for only speaking in catchphrases.
5x5 - Killer Concept Album
A politician denies sending lewd photos; a detective interrogates a rapper; Cedric and Levi find lightning in a bottle; two Southern gentlemen compliment women; Jordan runs into an old friend; a cop takes things literally.
5x6 - The Job Interview
Judge Jessie has a new show; a man waits for his job interview; two ladies catch up over drinks; the valets discuss Val Kilmer; a retired military specialist is briefed on a new project; a woman introduces her fiancé to her parents.
5x7 - MC Mom
A gangster participates in a drive-by; a mom writes a song for her son; two scam artists compete with each other; an “Undercover Boss” reveals himself; Big Boi runs into André 3000; two guys get into a car accident.
5x8 - Hollywood Sequel Doctor
A tickle game between two friends gets a little strange; brainstorming for "Gremlins 2"; a man deals with an unruly office janitor; two thugs suspect their friend snitched; Keegan and Jordan discuss Africa at a party.
5x9 - The 420 Special
Neil deGrasse Tyson relaxes at home; Keegan endures a job interview; a tailor has a gassy client; the valets discuss "Game of Thrones"; a new strategy for telemarketing.
5x10 - Meegan & Andre Break Up
Two friends get into an argument at a club; Meegan and André talk about their relationship; a rapper walks out of an interview; Conrad flies business select; Keegan has a new mustache.